This is one whopper of a story!

My red hots sister sent me a present...

I felt like an exploding starburst. She has already been my life saver by giving me mounds of support already. How could this pop rocks sister of mine give me any more almond joy in life?

The krackel of the tissue paper was too much to resist looking into the nutrageous gift bag that was decorated with stripes and not dots.

My butterfingers had a tricky time locating the gift at first. But before I turned my precious present into reese pieces, I had beheld the watchamacalit gift.


When I saw the whooper gift before me, I felt similar to cry babies. It looked like my sister had sent me chocolate soy ice cream! Was my sister expecting a pay day soon? She knew that I couldn't eat chocolate. This shock tart of a gift didn't last long though, as I soon realized that the smarties sister I have, had not sent me ice cream, but...
















a SOY CANDLE! It looks like something you would find on fifth avenue. So I was the real goobers in this incident. What twix of a sister, would send her sister something she couldn't eat? If I could give my sister one hundred grand to thank her for thinking of her junior mint of a sister I would. Instead she will have to receive this snicker type of thank you blog. Thanks for providing me with the good and plenty laughs and oompas of hot chocolate smells for the rest of this winter season.

"Lick it Aunt Kathryn! Lick it!"

This week my sister, Sarah, and her family are staying with me. It's been a week full of laughs, talking and making good memories. Sarah has 3 cute boys, that are full of fun ideas and energy. Yesterday I went with Sarah and the boys to Salt Lake City for fun. For lunch we stopped at Wendy's and were eating the food in the car. One of her boy's, Jonathan, who is 6, ordered a small chocolate frosty. I was handing it to him, and he began to get it all over him. I took it back to help him clean it up and Jonathan noticed that the frosty was dripping down the sides. He began to scream "lick it Kathryn, lick it!" I just began to laugh and asked him if his Aunt Jen put him up to this. Sorry Jen, I didn't lick it, I wiped it with a napkin:) I feel the boys feel sorry for their Aunt Kathryn, as all the "good" foods make her sick (pizza, ice cream, chocolate, etc).

Side note: my sister, Jen and I are currently in a contest to see who can stick to their medical diet and exercise program the longest. The first person to slip provides the other one with a nice cash award. Enjoy the picture Jen:)